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Disclaimer, Part the first I hereby verify that all received hate mail, trolling, and other Interwebby such stuph becomes the property of me, myself, and I (a.k.a. the SmockLady or SmocknMama). Any such property claimed by the SmockLady (that'd be moi) becomes suitable blog fodder for all the world to see. In which case I will make fun. Disclaimer, Part the second I hereby verify that I do not have a second part, but there must be a second to have a first. There you have it. Disclaimer, Part the third So I lied. Not really. I just thought of a second thing and was too lazy to delete the second thing and now I've typed more than it would take to delete the second thing. I retain the right to delete you after a period of three months of inactivity on my blog. Sorry, but I don't want my database getting backed up in the pipes with outdated data. I hate cleaning up Interwebby plumbing - it's just nasty. Accept the Disclaimer

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