The Death Penalty Takes An Innocent Life
Innocent? Yes. Her name is Tilly.
She will be put to death on October 27th, early in the morning.
Form of death to be carried out: beheading.
Tilly had been locked up for months now and while she hasn’t been in solitary confinement, she seems to have caused herself social harm as she has eaten herself into a state of not being able to walk. Tilly waddles like a duck.
Her crime, you ask?
Overeating and causing the feed bill to go way too high. She is our thanksgiving dinner. Have you ever seen a more buxom female in your life? Well, OK, maybe you have, but I am looking forward to those thighs myself.
We went to the Turner farm (friends of ours) to see how big the main course of our Thanksgiving feast is getting and the children had a blast running around and playing with the dogs. More on this tomorrow as I am tired and still have much to do.
Too cool! I’m excited for y’all. Can you fit that thing in your oven? Hope it’s good!
Love your header by the way. Very sharp.
How’s business? Are you way booked up? Susan was sporting a Sally Rose/Rae one of a kind recently that we loved. I have been having lots of trouble finding any fall dresses for Lexie. Didn’t know if we might hire your services for a dress or two. How much is a basic long sleeved bishop run these days? I’d love to come stop by and see you some day when my older kids are in school and yours too I guess.
Chop off her head, Won’t hurt, cause she dead. Stuff her with bread. How certainly lucky you are? Cause it’s gonna be hot in my big silver pot. Bon appetit’
Adrienne - she better fit in my oven! Well, she better fit in my smoker! Thanks for compliments, but Secret Agent Josephine is the hand behind the header, ain’t she awesome!? Business - a lot going on and changing. I’ll be glad to sew something up for Miss Lexie, but no time for smocking these days. I’m dying to see Nathan; we are all finally well - including a most recent bad case of Roseola.
Holley - yep.
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