MANnequin
Seriously? Was the realness so incredibly important? Was is more important than her head or legs and feet? Well, I guess a man made this one anyway. As Heather would say (and I find myself saying all the time now instead of OMG) OH MY STINKIN’ HECK!
What?! Is a mannequin really capable of getting cold? SmockDaddy said she needed some undergarments. WHAT?! Men. She needed be made like that in the first place? What is the stinkin’ point? Victoria’s Secret isn’t enough for the men and boys so Kohl’s is going to buy mannequins with cold titillated perky erect stimulated pointy nipples?
So were they trying to make her as real as possible? They missed the point (pun intended) completely. I think most ladies are walking around with heads on their shoulders. Or was that more of the male mannequin makers point? I have no problem with political correctness of the disabled/differently-abled people of the world. Maybe it’s just me. Maybe my breasts are so very not normal, unnatural. Maybe my boobs that have nourished six children do not work properly. But at my latest experiences my nipples on look like that when they are cold or a bit stimulated by nursing a baby (or one crying needing to nurse, usually accompanied by other issues as well) or sometimes when SmockDaddy and I are getting it on (or at least having some fun). Maybe my almost 39 year old girls sag a bit, but they do still have some perk left. I just don’t recall them ever looking like that while just standing around in my nice green sweater and pretty white skirt. They definitely wouldn’t be looking like that if I had lost my head or legs and feet.
And just think about all the returns that are gong to be made by the men who buy that sweater for their beloved woman. She tries it on for him and he deflates. So incredibly sad that it just doesn’t look as good on her as it did on that mannequin. Reality. My foot!
Sorry. I just had to get that off my chest (pun intended).
it is interesting about that AND her hands. There is a lot of detail in her hands. I agree. absurd…
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Oh, that’s too funny! I know I always stand around with erect nipples after I’ve been decapitated myself. LOL!
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Those are some wall-eyed boobs! I have to do a bit of serious hauling to get my pointy bits lined up under my shoulder seams like that. I agree with you on the uselessness of the graphics but I find myself more disturbed by the odd construction and sort of want to take the poor thing shopping for an appropriate foundation garment.
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Misty - ah, yes, the hands.
Marye - heehee.
karen - Yes, I thought a bit about the “alignment”, but I ventured to the thought process that if a man was so consumed with the erectness he probably knows nothing of reality anyway and has only handle the fake one to begin with. Poor thing. He sure is missing out.
We were at Kohl’s the very moment you were posting this. I did not notice this issue here in the big city but next time I go there, I will have to see.
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And yet another reason I hate going to the mall…..
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THAT IS INSANE.
The world is becoming entirely too oversexualized.
While the rest of us band-aid our nipples down (what? you don’t do that?) so they won’t be forever erect … they are forming them from plastic.
Geez.
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That totally cracks me up! I’ve seen that detail before and wondered the very same thing. Just found your blog today, and absolutely plan to visit again. So funny!
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