If you ever send me a text to my cell phone and think you are sending it to someone else, beware! For what I may do could haunt you on the Interwebs for all e-cyber-ternity.
I was repairing a light on my little Christmas tree when I got a text. I had to ignore it because my hands were occupied. A few minutes later I checked it to find this (included is the following transcription as well).
Him (5:38pm): Baby i promise its no one over here baby
Me (5:47pm): I think you have the wrong number for your text.
Him (5:48pm): Who is dis
Me (5:48pm): Who do you think it is?
Him (5:50pm): I dont know
Me (5:51pm): Well you sent me a text calling me baby and making promises. My FRIENDS call me Skull and I am nobody’s baby.
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